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HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH

Remember when you once believed your high school crush would be the highlight of your life. You believed you’d never meet anybody wittier or more drop dead gorgeous. Then years later someone reminds you how in love with them you were and you drop to your knees, thank GOD and kiss the earth that your not the one putting money on his books at the prison or fighting mistresses at the 7-Eleven” 

True Story: THANK YOU GOD! I WAS A STUPID KID THAT DIDN’T UNDERSTAND YOU WERE TRYING TO SAVE ME FROM MYSELF. I owe you one”